kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

jackiekraidman:

Cobra Starship | Hollaback Boy

The best song in existence.

  • White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
  • Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
  • White people: ......
  • White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

lxscivious:

hey look, someone carved your name

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

image

somnifik:

my anaconda scares the shit out of me

notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)